I like white shirts, conditioner and beer.

“I rent my apartment in Brooklyn, but I don’t have a home. My parents are still my home. I am part of a vast generation of people who live perpetually as if they have just graduated from college. I am thirty-eight years old. I wear a backpack and have no savings. I console myself with the thought that people live longer nowadays so it makes sense that some of us take longer to mature.”

—   Jonathan Ames (via synecdoche)

(via srsly)